Derby Runners 2023

'Tis the season to troll the ancient yuletide radio waves, streaming services, and overhead music! Carol Derby is underway as of today. I don't mean to brag, but I hit 650 points by 10:30 this morning thanks to a colleague who played Christmas music on the radio while she drove me around to visit work sites this morning. I hope everyone else managed to get off to a solid start, but if not, let your heart be light. We've got tons of time left.

Thanks to everyone for playing along with the Derby name game and getting your handles to me. I now present to you the Derby Runners of 2023. We have more players than ever this year. Some folks we deeply missed last year are home for Christmas, and we've also picked up two first timers. Here's Santa's List:

Returning Runners

Carol of the Hells 

Slay Belle

Hark! The Feral Angels Sing

ChrisMass Destruction

Dominick the Wonky

Silent but Deadly Night

Blast Christmas, I Gave You My Fart

O Holy Potato

Frosty the SnowMom

Holly-lujah

Stranger Sings

Cindy Lou Woo-Who

...and, of course...

Ho

We have new Runners! Please welcome...

Rudolph the Rotten Baby

Bark! The Sweatered Chihuahuas Sing

Now go crank those carols, and run, run, reindeer!